i made a new friend on the plane

niggaimdeadass:

dis us

this us actin crazy

smooches to u hataz

ewwww y’all ugly

dis us sleep

of course we cute

we black

tardis-blue-boxes:

larry-in-the-tardis:

abhortion:

I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair

Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. I embrace my shit writing.

^Bless this

mensrightsactivist:

if my job was answering my text messages i would be fired

unimodus:

captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.

smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

• I will stick my cold hands all over your body
• I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
• I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
• nuzzling???
• I will be smiling the whole time
• you’re warm and I’m not
• let me leech your heat
• please

oneflamingo:

are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame